Jokes

Pathan girl friend ko ghar Le gaya,

Sab darwaze khirkiyan band kardin,

Parde gira diye light off kar k us k pass aya aur kaha : dekho humara watch main light jalta hai.

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Ek sardar ka 20 saal baad beta hua. Who udas hogaya.

2nd dost : yaar udas kyon ho?

Sardar: 20 saal baad beta hua tay "oh vi inna chota"

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I asked Abhishek what is the difference between old Umrao Jaan and new Umrao Jaan?

Abhishek: nayi wali se apni setting hai. Aur old wali se papa ki.

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Larka : hum 25 bhehan - bhai hain.

Larki : kiya aap k ghar family planning wale nahi aate?

Larka : aaye the school samjh kar vapas chale gaye.

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